February 2012
1 post
Boom! avoiding even a tiny wee complaint on twitter about not being able to nap. Gettin better. Deffo improving self-discipline in that area.
January 2011
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November 2010
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May 2010
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No-one asking you questions? Poor guy
nup, nobody loves me :(
Ask me anything
February 2010
3 posts
1 tag
formspring.me
So, have you ever given a reach-around to spider monkey whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance?
one had not even considered this as a possibility, it shall be done
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
Have you ever walked through a room
but it was more like the room passed around you;
Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through?
everyday :(
Ask me anything
January 2010
2 posts
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formspring.me
do you like cheese?
it’s no bad aye
Sup bby?
sup sluts?
does your mum know you’re gay?
aye, told her first, was such a touching moment for a young man that his own mother could accept him
Ask me anything
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
6 posts
So...
How many folk can say they had conversation with sean bean wearing a celtic top today?
So tell me: how long do you think you can go before you lose it all?
Before...
– Streetlight Manifesto - A Moment of Silence/Violence
my maws weird sometimes
Mum: Just because you have job now doesn't mean you can buy yourself games, you need to run it past me first
Me: *having already ordered the game* Can I buy this?
Mum: yeah sure
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
September 2009
2 posts
Quick update
So currently sitting in Florida on sis’s laptop in da villa, it be 22:38 UK time which means it be 17:38 here.
So far on holiday I have been on a jet ski, on 2 roller coasters 3 times and a further 3 or 4. I have also been on 2 ‘safari’ trips where disaster occurred on both.
Other activities have included shopping, gettin bitten, ‘playing’ 8-string guitar (had no...
August 2009
7 posts
Star in a reasonabley priced car
Clarkson: Well Billie Piper calls you 'David Ten Inch' doesnt she?
David Tennant: God bless her for it
ALSO!
What kind of country charges £10, yes, TEN POUNDS, for one pint?
They don’t deserve a chance at world cup playoffs :(
(apologies, done some research, discovered on average its just £5.88 a pint, with the most expensive being £8)
International squad
Right, I need to know if it’s me being really biased or if I’m right about this?
Does Scotland always get fucked by some shitey ref?
Seriously, tonight ref started off alright, and fair enough Caldwell deserved to be sent off.
However, Carew was booked early in the match, the dived in the box, which is also a yellow card for simulation, ref awarded Scotland a goal kick. Rise, twice,...
ABR
Pretty tired right now but gonna give this a shot.
Tonight, Aug 6th, 2009, Another Broken Record played their final gig at Capitol in Glasgow. We would’ve played in Alloa but no place really to play and Glasgow is minted. Seriously, some of the lassies there, oaftya man.
Pre-gig, I was pessimistic, yet optimistic about certain parts. Pessimistic about the performance, with good reason....
July 2009
8 posts
So he aimed a shotgun into the blue
Placed his face in between the two and sigh...
– Here’s to Life - Streetlight Manifesto/Bandits of the accoustic revolution
What a week
In the past couple of weeks, i gave up social life to finish college work and it actually worked.
So, to celebrate, I done what every student does„ took up a new sport obvs.
past 2 days been on the court, fine tuning my skills of hittin a ball with a funny shaped object. Got proper humped mostly, but, due to my far superior level of fitness„ was able to win the last match before we...
Fed update
Clever title no? saved time and effort of pressing space an extra time and also ‘up’ an additional time. So rather than ‘Fed up update’, i merely kept it as fed update, although, my economical typing efforts were completely destroyed by explanation :(
During the the course of today, I watched yet another Scotsman achieve glorious failure, walked 6 or 7 miles, some of...
Graduation
Wat uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Just back from Glasgow, which as we all know is smiles better. Went to the uni to see my sister come away with her second degree. I’m not gonna lie, the ceremony was borin but im awfy proud of her, the smart bitch :/
Pre-ceremony, i was sent out into the sun, whilst suited up, to find a card my dad dropped. Sadly, my quest was unsuccessful. pretty gutted about that...
June 2009
7 posts
FIRE FIRE FIRE!
– Team Fortress 2
This Sucks
Check it right.
Got bored tonight, so I figured, I’d try and find the disc so i can get my webcam workin cause Ive missed people staring at my while i sit online, ya know? So I mooch around, and I finally find it before I give up all hope, also finding at the same time, the coupon thing i needed to activate guitar combo thing i got last year.
So i shove disc in to la PC, only to find it...